Welcome back to the Bull Pen. Are you sick of all of these political ads yet? How about the endless coverage of these elections? Personally, I am near my breaking point with the endless bickering and misrepresentations that it seems far too common these days. For most of you folks running for office I submit the following warning...."Don't make me run against you". You see, I have no desire to run for office but if this keeps up, I may need to throw my hat in the ring.
So what would my platform be? What do I represent? Does it matter? I have developed what appears to be a bulletproof method for success in getting elected..... All I have to do is legally change my name to "Door Number Three" and keep my mouth shut.... Are you with me my brothers & sisters? Enough on that for now, let's just keep our fingers crossed and hope that our newly elected leaders move our great nation forward. Now lets get busy.....
RUBEN BROWN IS IN DA HOWZE....
It is my pleasure to introduce you to Ruben Brown. You may know Ruben as a nine time NFL Pro Bowl recipient while playing for the Buffalo Bills and the Chicago Bears... If you want to learn more about Ruben as a professional football player you won't find it here. The Ruben I want to introduce you to is one of us..... A real biker. Ruben and a dedicated group of volunteers host Ruben's Run in Buffalo New York and Chicago to benefit area children and families via its support of the Salvation Army. So sit back, relax and enjoy the ride.
Bull: Ruben, when did you get the motorcycle bug?
RB: You know, my dad had this old Kawasaki KZ that was chopped. Man, I loved that bike. All of dad's friends would bring their cars and bikes to our house to fix them and I was always helping where I could. I really wasn't into the cars but loved the bikes.. When I was ten, my dad and I were riding and ended up dropping the bike... I lost a tooth in that one but that didn't stop my love of everything motorcycle.
Bull: So you were a bit of a gearhead as a kid?
RB: We built go carts, mini bikes or anything that would roll. You know, anything with an engine... If you can ride it, sit in it or on it, crank it up, pour gas in it and make it go that's what we did...
Bull: Ruben, your runs in Buffalo and Chicago benefit the Salvation Army. Why did you choose the Salvation Army?
RB: You know, growing up in Lynchburg we were always hanging out at the Salvation Army. They kept us off the streets which kept us out of trouble. They were there to help our family out over the years when we were going thru tough times. You know, we are all welcome at the Salvation Army.
Bull: So the Salvation Army is biker friendly?
RB: In a big way. When we started Rubens Run I was calling buddies to try to help spread the word. Jim Peterson who wrote for Easy Rider magazine said he could help by covering the event.... It was like, well let me tell you the story. I told the Buffalo Bills and the Salvation Army that my buddy was going to cover our run in a national biker magazine. They really rolled out the red carpet for Jim who did a killer story on the run. I get a copy of the magazine and am in the locker room pre game with my boys showing them the magazine. Look, we got in easy rider. About 10 mins later I get a call from the Bills and Salvation Army both telling me they wanted to talk about the mag...
Bull: So did the Bills and Salvation Army go ballistic?
RB: No man, they couldn't have been any cooler about the whole deal. You know, they rolled with it so easy, and were thankful for the coverage but didn't seem to dig the centerfold. You know, they even said a lot of these bikers are more considerate, kind and caring than many of the people we meet at other fundraisers, like golf outings.
Bull: Ruben, why do you ride?
RB: I like riding bikes... that's it. I'm no different than any other biker.. I work hard all week and can't wait until the weekend to hook up with some buddies, grab a big breakfast and hit some watering holes with my boys. Riding gives me time to chill and enjoy time with friends. I could ride every day.
Bull: Ruben, anything you want to tell our readers?
RB: You know, we all the same. I hope you can make it to Ruben's Run this year as we do this thing to help the kids and families in the area in partnership with the Salvation Army.
I told you Ruben was cool. Rubens Run is June 8th and I hope you can make it. Joining Ruben this year are custom bike builders Dave Perowitz, Donnie Smith, Dave Depour and more Chicago Bears than you can shake a stick at. You can learn more about Rubens Run at his web site: www.rubensrun.com. Next month, Norm is in da howze. That's right, Norm from cheers will be in town for the Green Ribbon Rally and wants to share a cold one with you.... Stay tuned to Thunder Roads. Enjoy the ride.